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Victorious Humiliation, Hack, GSI Combine for 17 Goals on Night of Front-Loaded 1st-Period Magic
Posted By: uuhadood
Sunday, January 26, 2020


Humiliation captain Mike Thompson and Jokers forward Steve Levine keep their eyes on the puck at last Saturday's Upper Canada College match. The Humiliation got the better of the Jokers, rolling to a 6-1 win over the Funniest Team on Ice. (photo: Richard Switzer)  

 
TORONTO - Goalscoring was not a problem for the Gas Station Islanders, Beau's Beer Hack and Humiliation this past Saturday night at Upper Canada College as the three winning squads combined for a bulb-bursting 17 goals against their respective opponents.
 
For the Humiliation, Sean Morrison was the guy with the stick of fire, putting a trio of pucks in the Jokers net one period at a time. Team newcomer Jeff Hohendorf contributed two of the other Humiliation goals, while Stephen Cribbin potted his third of the season midway through the opening frame. The Jokers lone goal scorer was Mike Takacs, who combined with captain Ted Bisaillion and Kyle Dooley late in the 1st period to make the score 3-1. The final score was 6-1 in the Black Wizards' favour.
 
The 1st period was also the busiest in the Brockton Rockets match with the Gas Station Islanders, as the two teams combined for six opening-frame tallies. From that point on, though, it was all Isles as the boys in blue went up by a goal in the 2nd, then scored two more times in the final frame to register a 6-3 win over the 1st-place Rockets. Five different Gassers found the goals column, including perennial team scoring leader Dominic Chartier who registered his 11th and 12th tallies of the season. League scoring leader Dustin Harris was in on all three Rockets goals (1G, 2A), as was Oliver Sutherns who finished the game with three helpers.
 
After a lopsided loss to the Parkdale Hockey Lads the previous weekend, the Beau's Beer Hack were determined to avoid a similar outcome as they took to the ice for the rubber match of a three-game season series with the Wheatfield Souldiers. Aaron Foster and Tim Bolen put the Beau's Boys up by a pair of goals heading onto the middle frame, before Chris Barkley doubled that lead with two of his own (including a short-handed marker) early in the 2nd. Cue the Souldiers comeback, though, as Eric Toth and Kelly McCaig both scored to halve the Hack lead sending proceedings to the 3rd period with the score 4-2 in the Hack's favour. Recently reactivated Souldier veteran Shayne Stephens then combined with Toth and Mike Harkness with 5:43 remaining in the game to get Burton's Boys within one. But momentum would swing back in the Hack's favour as Bolen plugged in the insurance marker with just over a minute to play.
 
Foster, Bolen and Chris Barkley would each finish the night with three points, while Toth and the Souldiers' two Mikes (Wilk and Harkness) claimed a pair of points each.
 
UUHA action continues this coming Saturday in matinee styles as the schedule shifts to Maple Leaf Gardens for a trio of afternoon contests. The Souldiers and Rockets will face off under the iconic dome at 3:00 pm, followed by the Islanders and Hack at 4:00 pm. The 5:00 pm match will see the Parkdale Lads return to action vs. the Jokers.
 
2020 Playoffs League Leaders
GOALS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
21
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
15
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
14
Sean Morrison
Humiliation
12
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
12
ASSISTS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
16
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
15
Chris Cacciotti
Beau's Beer Hack
14
Oliver Sutherns
Brockton Rockets
11
Brian Bentley
Wheatfield Souldiers
11
POINTS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
37
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
27
Chris Cacciotti
Beau's Beer Hack
23
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
22
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
22
GOALIES (GAA)
Jonathan Dickson
Brockton Rockets
2.23
Joseph Steinman
Gas Station Islanders
2.69
Burke Lawrence
Jokers Hockey Club
2.69
Sheldon Shurland
Wheatfield Souldiers
2.70
Luke Smit
Humiliation
2.86

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