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Red Light District: Jokers, GSI Combine for Whopping 16-Goal Game!
Posted By: uuhadood
Sunday, December 04, 2016

 
TORONTO - The Gas Station Islanders and Jokers Hockey Club kept UUHA officials busier than the proverbial one-legged contestant this past Saturday night, combining for a league-record 16 goals in a single game. By the time the smoke cleared and the goal judge's gavel was refinished, the Jokers skated off the ice with a 9-7 victory over the Isles, securing their overall lead in the UUHA standings by two solid points. Had the Gassers managed the win, they would've found themselves tied with the Jokers for top honours, rather than in 2nd spot, where they currently reside.
 
GSI veteran Steve Boyd led his squad in scoring with 2 goals and 3 assists, while Cam Collyer (2,2) and Dominic Chartier (1,3) each finished the game with 4 points. However, it was the Jokers' Steve Levine who provided the goal standard on the night, potting 4 goals and a pair of assists for a season's best 6-point contest. Jokers veteran Steve Chamberlain earned his first hat-trick of the season, while Derek Thompson picked up 1 goal and 1 helper.
 
In other Saturday night UUHA action, the Humiliation and Beau's Beer Hack skated to a 2-2 draw, with Jimmy Sioukas providing the late knotting goal for the Orange Tide. Spare Travis Shaw potted the other Humiliation goal, while Tim Bolen and Chris Barkley tallied for the reigning UUHA champs.
 
Meanwhile, the Parkdale Porcupines turned in a 3-1 victory over the Dufferin Groove, erasing a one-goal 1st-period deficit with three unanswered 2nd-frame goals from Mike Clarke, Todd Moffat and Geoff McPeek, scored at roughly three-minute intervals. The Groove's lone goal came off the stick of spare Jared Bellenie.
 
And in Sunday matinee action at Maple Leaf Gardens, the Wheatfield Souldiers defeated the Brockton Rockets 5-1, claiming both games of the season series between the rival clubs. Rockets regular Dave Dobson got his side on the board first, solving Souldiers goalie Sheldon Shurland glove-side off an offensive-zone faceoff a mere two-and-a-half minutes into the game. Souldiers forward Mike Harkness replied  three minutes later, though, getting the puck past spare goaltender Dave Bidini to draw even. Subsequent tallies by Eric Toth, Chuck Molgat and Keven Magura, along with a late buzzer-beater from Brad Sveistrup, went unanswered as the Souldiers rolled to victory.
 
The UUHA regular season continues Saturday, Dec. 10 with the Porcupines going up against the 1st-place Jokers, the Groove taking on the Rockets, and the Lads returning to action vs. the Islanders at Upper Canada College.
 
 
2020 Playoffs League Leaders
GOALS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
21
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
15
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
14
Sean Morrison
Humiliation
12
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
12
ASSISTS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
16
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
15
Chris Cacciotti
Beau's Beer Hack
14
Oliver Sutherns
Brockton Rockets
11
Brian Bentley
Wheatfield Souldiers
11
POINTS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
37
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
27
Chris Cacciotti
Beau's Beer Hack
23
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
22
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
22
GOALIES (GAA)
Jonathan Dickson
Brockton Rockets
2.23
Joseph Steinman
Gas Station Islanders
2.69
Burke Lawrence
Jokers Hockey Club
2.69
Sheldon Shurland
Wheatfield Souldiers
2.70
Luke Smit
Humiliation
2.86

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