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Porcupines, Humiliation Remain Winless
Posted By: UUHAdood
Sunday, October 03, 2010

TORONTO - The Parkdale Porcupines racked up some serious style points this past Saturday night as the team debuted its brand new brown and white sweaters emblazoned with a bold, quilled orange P. Unfortunately for the fledgeling expansion squad, the night's competition came in the form of the streaking Jokers Hockey Club, who defeated the Porcupines by a lopsided score of 8-1.

Porcupines spare Keven Magura (on loan from the Wheatfield Souldiers) opened the scoring for the Brown Brigade at the 8:31 mark of the 1st period, converting a set-up pass from defenceman Geoffrey McPeek. The goal gave the Porcs the lead but served as the stick that poked the sleeping bear, as Jokers star forward Steve Levine responded with an unassisted tally just over a minute later. By the end of the opening frame the Funniest Team on Ice had established a 4-1 lead.

The Jokers didn't look back, potting a pair of goals each in the ensuing periods. By the time the smoke cleared, Levine had garnered another goal and three assists, while talented teammates Adrian Cavan and Mike Takacs combined for an additional eight points on the night. Despite creating a number of choice opportunities, the Porcupines' guns remained silent for the duration of the game.

The evening's second UUHA tilt saw the Wheatfield Souldiers edge the Humiliation by a score of 5-4. A classic back-and-forth contest, the teams remained within a goal of each other for the duration of the game. The winning tally come at the 2:49 mark of the 3rd period when Souldiers forward Eric Toth capitalized on a turnover behind the Humiliation net and managed to narrowly beat goaltender Chris Sanagan with a tight wraparound.

Humiliation forwards Mike Thompson, Paul Morris and Stephen Cribbin finished the game with two points each, while Souldiers Toth and Mike Harkness were equal to that task. Diminutive Souldiers veteran Shayne Stephens won the game's scoring race, however, picking up a pair of goals and an assist.

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2019 Playoffs League Leaders
GOALS
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
18
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
16
Sean Morrison
Humiliation
15
Aaron Foster
Beau's Beer Hack
13
Daniel Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
11
ASSISTS
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
14
Mike Thompson
Humiliation
14
Michael Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
14
James Neilson
Brockton Rockets
12
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
11
POINTS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
27
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
24
Aaron Foster
Beau's Beer Hack
23
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
22
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
21
GOALIES (GAA)
Aaron Brophy
Beau's Beer Hack
2.27
Jonathan Dickson
Brockton Rockets
2.43
John Sutton
Wheatfield Souldiers
2.71
Burke Lawrence
Jokers Hockey Club
2.83
Luke Smit
Humiliation
2.89

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