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Humiliation Blanks Porcs, Rockets Blast Lads, Jokers Win Again
Posted By: uuhadood
Sunday, November 22, 2015

TORONTO - The Humiliation and Jokers both potted five goals in their respective contests vs. the Parkdale Porcupines and Dufferin Groove this past Saturday nigh, while the Brockton Rockets proved too much for their opponent to handle, defeating the last-place Parkdale Hockey Lads 4-1.

Forward Stephen Cribbin opened the scoring for the Humiliation, potting one of the fastest goals in UUHA history by burying an Andrew Blakeley rebound just a minute and six seconds into the game. The goal would stand up as the game-winning tally, too, as goaltender Luke Smit turned aside all 20 shots directed at him from Porcupines' sticks. The Humiliation is now 5-2-1 at the midway point of the Regular Season and currently sits in 2nd place in league standings.
 
Jokers forward Steve Levine scored his league-leading 8th goal this past Saturday night, solving Dufferin Groove goaltender Mario Pistone and extending his goal-scoring streak to five straight games in the process. Levine is currently enjoying a six-game point streak as well. Levine is also currently tied for top spot in league points (13) with teammate Gary Rideout Jr. 
 
The Regular Season half-way point finds the streaking Jokers in 1st place overall boasting a 6-1-1 record. The team's only defeat thus far came at the hands of the Humiliation, while the Funniest Team on Ice's lone draw was registered against the Wheatfield Souldiers. Both the Humiliation and Jokers have currently played at least one more game than all other UUHA teams.
 
Brockton Rockets forward Oliver Sutherns combined with Dustin Harris to put their side up early on the struggling Parkdale Lads. A few minutes later, Michael Wilcox's first tally of the game (he'd score another later) would provide all the scoring required to hand the Lads their sixth loss of the campaign while netting the Brockton Boys their third win. Forward Mike Frolick would pot one for the Lads late in the 2nd period, but that would be all the scoring the Parkdale side would see. The Lads, who are currently mired in last place overall with a record of 1-6-0, have scored just eight goals over the course of seven games this season. That's the fewest goals-for among the league's eight teams. Conversely, the Lads also claims the dubious distinction of having allowed the most goals against at 29.
 
The UUHA takes the weekend on Saturday, Nov. 28 off but will reconvene seven days later with the Lads looking for another win over the Souldiers (the only team they've defeated this season thus far), the Rockets going up against the Beau's Beer Hack (3-1-3) and the Gas Station Islanders (4-2-1) facing off against the Humiliation. All three games take place at Upper Canada College.

2018/19 Regular Season League Leaders
GOALS
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
16
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
16
Sean Morrison
Humiliation
13
Aaron Foster
Beau's Beer Hack
13
Daniel Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
11
ASSISTS
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
14
Michael Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
14
Mike Thompson
Humiliation
13
James Neilson
Brockton Rockets
12
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
11
POINTS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
27
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
24
Aaron Foster
Beau's Beer Hack
23
Daniel Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
20
Michael Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
20
GOALIES (GAA)
Aaron Brophy
Beau's Beer Hack
2.07
Jonathan Dickson
Brockton Rockets
2.43
John Sutton
Wheatfield Souldiers
2.71
Burke Lawrence
Jokers Hockey Club
2.83
Luke Smit
Humiliation
2.89

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