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Buzzer Beater Humiliates Jokers
Posted By: uuhadood
Monday, October 24, 2011

TORONTO - It ain't over until it's over, especially if the Humiliation is involved.
 
After securing a tie with just 16 seconds remaining in the team's previous match, the league-leading Humiliation (4-0-1) snatched victory from the draws of equilibrium this past Saturday night by potting the game-winning goal just 3 seconds left on the clock. And when the smoke cleared (much of it emanating, apparently, from the ears of protesting Jokers goaltender Burke Lawrence) it was Humiliation forward Kelly Dutton who was credited with the pivotal poke at the puck.
 
The win represented the Humiliation's first-ever victory over the Jokers (3-2-0), while extending the first-place team's unbeaten streak to five games.
 
Defenceman Mike Craig opened the scoring late in the 1st period after intercepting an errant Jokers pass and breaking in for the unassisted goal. Three minutes later, Jokers sniper Steve Levine drew his team even, converting a tidy passing play from linemates Mike Takacs and Tyler Stewart. Hunter Collins put the Jokers on top at the 3:59 mark of the 2nd period, capitalizing on the power play with opposing defenceman Graham Duncan in the box. Mike Thompson, however, tied things up two minutes later making good on a nifty saucer pass from serial Humiliation spare Greg Millson.
 
Some drama midway through the 3rd frame saw Humiliation forward Stephen Cribbin tossed from the game after taking down Jokers defenceman Derek Thompson behind the play. Thompson, who was winded on the play and remained prone on the ice for a half-minute or so, thankfully reported no lasting ill effects from the altercation. Despite several quality scoring chances during the ensuing 5-minute major penalty, the Jokers were unable to solve goaltender Gary Emanuel and the score remained tied as the teams returned to even strength.
 
But with the final seconds ticking away, the Humiliation managed to sustain pressure in the Jokers end culminating with a goal-mouth scramble during which Dutton was able to capitalize. Some controversy was visited on the play due to the fact the Jokers net had become dislodged (a routine occurrence, it seemed, throughout the match, particularly at the Jokers end), however, the puck was determined to have crossed the goal line prior to the dislocation and therefore the tally stood up.
 
In other UUHA action on the night, the Wheatfield Souldiers (3-0-3) doubled up on the Parkdale Porcupines (0-6-0) to the tune of 4-2. Souldiers goal scorers included Mike Harkness, Jimmy Murphy, Chuck Molgat and Rob Zifarelli (fresh off the team's Injured Reserve list having recovered from a potentially serious eye injury at the hand - or foot, rather - of his five-year-old son). Porcupines goal scoring was handled exclusively by spare player Klint Davies (on loan from the Gas Station Islanders) who converted two similarly impressive end-to-end rushes to light the lamp behind goaltender Sheldon Shurland.
 
Meanwhile, the Parkdale Hockey Lads (1-4-1) were bettered by the Flying Burritos by a score of 4-2. Steve Munday, Paul Aucoin (2) and Steve Richards tallied for the Burritos, who were playing their second UUHA exhibition contest of the season (both of which they have won). Phil Freitas and Paul Simmons scored for the Lads.
 
The UUHA is back in action next Saturday, Oct. 29 with the Jokers looking to get back in the win column against the Lads at 7:00 pm. The Humiliation plays host to the exhibition Brockton Rockets in the evening's next event, while the Gas Station Islanders (2-2-1) return to action for a 9:00 pm tilt versus the Wheatfield Souldiers.
 
2018/19 Regular Season League Leaders
GOALS
Kyle Welton
Parkdale Hockey Lads
16
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
16
Sean Morrison
Humiliation
13
Aaron Foster
Beau's Beer Hack
13
Daniel Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
11
ASSISTS
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
14
Michael Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
14
Mike Thompson
Humiliation
13
James Neilson
Brockton Rockets
12
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
11
POINTS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
27
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
24
Aaron Foster
Beau's Beer Hack
23
Daniel Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
20
Michael Wilcox
Brockton Rockets
20
GOALIES (GAA)
Aaron Brophy
Beau's Beer Hack
2.07
Jonathan Dickson
Brockton Rockets
2.43
John Sutton
Wheatfield Souldiers
2.71
Burke Lawrence
Jokers Hockey Club
2.83
Luke Smit
Humiliation
2.89

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