LaCoors Light looking for lung doner. Posted By: Heino! Friday, January 16, 2015
Jokers froward Joel "Iron Lung" LaCoors Light is currently on the hunt for a lung doner. The current pair of wind bags he is saddled with are too small and make a funny noise after two or three stops and starts.
Any viable donors are asked to drop off any "gently used" lungs to the snack bar at UCC.