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Humiliation, Hohendorf Wrest 1st Place from GSI while Jokers, Souldiers Draw
Posted By: uuhadood
Sunday, November 27, 2022


TORONTO - Nick Purdon went to bed with ringing in his ears this past Saturday night. The veteran Gas Station Islanders forward's tinnitus wasn't the result of having attended the Rheostatics show at the Horseshoe earlier in the evening, but was instead caused by his goalpost-ringing near miss on what would've been the late game-tying goal in his team's 9:00 pm match vs. the Humiliation. Instead, the Black Wizards held on to win the game 5-4, claiming top spot in the UUHA standings in the process.
 
Humiliations sophomore sensation Jeff Hohendorf was once again the game's premiere etoile, scoring three of the Humiliations goals and setting up the other two. Hohendorf now has 9 goals and 3 assists in just 3 games this season and has scored hat-tricks in each game he has appeared in. Of the 13 goals the Humiliation has registered in the team's past three games, Hohendorf has been in on all but one of them.
 
The Islanders, who enjoyed the lead twice during the game, were noticeably bereft of their scoring leader, Dominic Chartier, as well as stalwart winger Tim Vesely, who was otherwise occupied laying down rhythm at the aforementioned Rheos show. Despite those absences, the team demonstrated it's depth with goals from Purdon, Cam Collyer and Courtney Stevens, the latter with a pair of tallies. Seth Singer, Purdon and Eddie Belanger were credited with assists as well. Supplementary Humiliation points were accrued by Stephen Cribbin and Nick Hooper (both claiming their first goals of the season), as well as Sean Morrison and Fernando Freitas who, along with Cribbin and Hohendorf, were credited with assists.
 
The Humiliation now boast the best record in the league (4-1-0) and are enjoying one of their best season starts in recent memory. With the loss, GSI's record (3-2-0) now has the team a mere game above .500. The'll attempt to avoid that mark next Saturday when they take on the Brockton Rockets (2-3-0) who currently reside in last place in UUHA standings despite being just a single victory away from the half-millennium mark.
 
In other Saturday night action, the Jokers and Wheatfield Souldiers put in one of the fastest three-period performances of the season, ending up with a 2-2 draw once the steam cleared. Veteran Souldiers Jimmy Murphy and Derek Domingos tallied for Burton's Boys, while Jeff Kassel was responsible for both of the Funniest Team on Ice's goals. Adrian Cavan and Steve Levine were credited with assists on both of Kassel's goals, while Eric Toth and Brian Bentley earned the Souldiers' helpers. Bentley now has points in four of his squad's five games this season. He leads his team in points with a pair of goals and a trio of assists.
 
Jokers goaltender Burke Lawrence turned aside 13 of 15 shots on goal, while Joseph Steinman (on loan from the Islanders) stopped 18 of 20 Jokers attempts.
 
The Wheafield Souldiers (1-3-1) will next see action this coming Saturday, Dec. 3 when they take to the ice against the Beau's Beer Hack (2-3-0) at 8:00 pm at Upper Canada College. The Jokers (2-2-1), meanwhile, will enjoy a weekend off.  
 
2022/23 Regular Season League Leaders
GOALS
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
4
Sean Morrison
Humiliation
3
Eddie Belanger
Gas Station Islanders
2
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
2
Steve Levine
Jokers Hockey Club
2
ASSISTS
Nick Purdon
Gas Station Islanders
3
Mike Thompson
Humiliation
3
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
3
Robert Campbell
Brockton Rockets
2
Ted Bisaillion
Jokers Hockey Club
2
POINTS
Dominic Chartier
Gas Station Islanders
5
Dustin Harris
Brockton Rockets
5
Mike Thompson
Humiliation
4
Nick Purdon
Gas Station Islanders
4
Sean Morrison
Humiliation
3
GOALIES (GAA)

» Hohendorf Gets 1st, 2nd and Last Laugh as Humiliation Blank Jokers 3-0 - Nov 21, 2022
» Hack Shuts Out 1st-Place Gassers While Rockets Blast Souldiers for Win Number One - Nov 13, 2022
» GSI Grounds Rockets Despite Harris' Return While Jokers, Humiliation Defeat Hack, Souldiers - Oct 30, 2022
» GSI Remains Unblemished While Jokers, Hack Post Wins - Oct 16, 2022
» And We're Back! Explosive GSI Offence Tops First Night Action - Oct 2, 2022
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